lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.

Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

by Wafflesacrifice March 6, 2016

Muddy Alabama

When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.

My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama

by Tru goo March 31, 2017

french alabama

When you plotting on a young man and he in the stall pissing and you run in and catch the urine in your mouth and spit it at him.

Yo jeff was in the dorm bathing hall last night and i toatally got him with the french alabama

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by dongathon November 17, 2017

Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.

Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.

by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018

Straight Alabama Mark

A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.

Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.

Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.

by MamMas12 May 20, 2019

53rd alabama partisan rangers

The 53rd Alabama is a regiment of light cavalry that fought during the american civil war.
Nowerdays there is a clan by that exact name that plays the popular videogame ,, Mount and Blade Warband "

Hey man wanne join the 53rd alabama partisan rangers ?

Sure sounds great

by ZomZ June 11, 2020

Geneva Alabama

A small town in lower Alabama where your last name is your legacy or meth is.

Omg she must be on meth she’s got to be from Geneva Alabama!

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021