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weed hallucination

Olfactory hallucination of marijuana in a home or vehicle. Most often heard by motorists as "I smell marijuana" by law enforcement officers as an excuse (probable cause) to search a vehicle.
Even though I hadn't smoked pot since 1980, the state trooper was in the midst of a weed hallucination and insisted he could search the trunk of my car.
by ferolily December 14, 2014
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Guerrilla Weeding

Inspired by the Guerrilla Gardening movement, it is a way to improve a neighbourhood by entering public and private gardens and performing any kind of maintenance that is required, such as weeding, pruning, and thinning. If one already has the tools, it is a zero-cost activity that can be done at any time.
Granddaughter: You were a long time on your walk, Grandma.
Grandmother: Yes, dear, that's because I was Guerrilla Weeding the neighbour's garden. They really need to look after their gypsophila better.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! August 12, 2012
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Weed Shark

Weed sharks are always high. Normally Pink. They always steal your girl
Man he is such a weed shark.

I know right?
by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018
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bleach weed

A flavor of bleach usually drank by depressed drug dealers. It is the best flavor of bleach found on the black market it's a good drink to go with the weed brownies
Yo nigga you got my bleach weed
No
Yo what the fuck you want a bullet in your ass

No I'll have it tomorrow

Fuck no I have to rape you now
"Gay screams in the back ground"
by Bleach weed bleach weed March 22, 2017
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creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.
i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.
by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012
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Weed Shark

A weed shark is a shark that is high and always steals your girlfriend
Dude 1: Man he is such a weed shark
Dude 2: He stole my girl. What a weed shark.
by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018
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tree-weed

A tree or large shrub that is sometimes difficult to keep out of seldom mowed lawns and often ignored gardens. They commonly grow fast from seed, re-sprout from cut stumps, or spread underground with runner roots.
Sally: That maple stump send up a new crop of shoots on ya?

Susie: Ya, grows like a regular tree-weed. I'm gonna have to get dirty and dig the whole stump up.
by IvyWood March 30, 2010
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