Penis Pie

The yummiest type of pie ever. The one rule with it is that you never ask whose penis is in it

"When I eat my penis pie mummy, I like to munch on the balls and lick the purple mushroomheads"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Pie porker

Some sick fuck who sticks his dick in all his friends pies. And poots while doing it.

I caught Fart, the pie porking bandit sticking his dick in all my pies! What a pie porker!

by Fart fart poot November 3, 2019

figgle pie

a fat random accruing orgasm also know as rastus who can give a good figgle pie

I'm having a Rastus!!!!!
damnnn figgle pies suckk dick

by Maggie blaze boss123 June 2, 2019

Slurry Pie

1. A pie made from slurry.
2. A slang term for meggs.

That slurry pie was quite tasty, I think i'll have another. Meggs is a scrut.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

pie it pig

a code used by bastfriends so other people dont know what they are talking about

omg jeff is so pie it pig .

by kayla.is.bae December 18, 2016

to make pie

to have sex

"Do you want to make pie tonight?"

by unicornbladder April 5, 2017

American pie

A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.

Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.

by JubilationTCornpone January 28, 2021