Pie Roulette

Pie Roulette: the act of eating the last pie at a 24 hour service station or a particularly dodgy 7/11. Usually said pie has been sitting there for an unknown period of time is a flavour that gets passed over on a regular basis (Veg Curry especially).

It should be noted that 'pie roulette' generally only occurs in the early hours of the morning when drunken hunger overpower all forms of self preservation.
John: Are you really gonna eat that nasty looking pie?
Steve: Ya for sure! Why not?
John: It's 4am, it's the last one on the shelf AND it's a veg curry!
Steve: Pie Roulette my friend. What doesn't kill you...
John: ...usually succeeds the second time!
by supanover_ek_sez September 21, 2010
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Rag Pie

/rag pī/
noun

1. A vagina filled with blood from a woman's period.
Fuck you Timmy! Go eat a Rag Pie!
by Eddie Justice December 30, 2015
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Turf Pie

When the shaved pubes of a woman start growing back and feel like astro Turf in your mouth.
Sheila's Turf pie was so bad, poor Matt got rug burn.
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squirrel pie

a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.
well hey dipshit do the fucking move

or well son you look like a dip shit

hey squirrel pie
by heydipshit February 20, 2010
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Cut the pie

To queef. Like "cut the cheese," but for ladies only.
Dave: What was that noise? It sounded like a wet fart.
Chip: Grandma cut the pie again.
by Dettigers May 30, 2022
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Bartie Pie

Bartie pie is the most wholesome person on this earth,they will care for you,they will give you hugs when you need them,and they will make your life ten times better,if you know a bartie pie,KEEP THEM
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Bartie pie

Bartie pie is a wholesome person,who is also a cutie pie,they will make you feel loved,so if you meet them,KEEP THEM,as they are the best person on this earth.
Bartie pie is such a loving person!
by Layla likes bartie pie November 13, 2020
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