Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.
I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.
by V farter January 07, 2017
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Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
by kayraw April 07, 2015
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Man muff

by The Quackers September 26, 2023
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Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.
I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."
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Muff, muUff, mufF

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BUFFALO MUFF

A vagina that has been exposed to sexually transmitted infections
Dont sleep with Amy, she has "Buffalo Muff"
by Golden Eclipse May 19, 2023
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earth muff

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.
by Big Bad Jenna May 02, 2017
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