neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.

Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.

by Jwortylko May 24, 2021

muff cabbage

A derogatory term for having a fat belly or a lot of fat on your stomach that goes overy you waist

Dam Jame's muff cabbage makes all the ladies go crazy.

by Rohelio May 24, 2017

muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing.

Snooki, you're garbage. You're muff cabbage!

by STePHaTRoN October 18, 2010

Kufi Muff

1.) An insulated flannel thong a male or female would wear at a party to deep their gents warm.

Chino had the right idea wearing his kufi muff on a cold night life this.

by NOTORIOUS_ NATE _615 December 2, 2021

Muff Gruff

The 5 o'clock shadow girls get after a few days of not shaving their pubic region.

If you think I'm eating that with that muff gruff going on, you got another thing coming.

by Stevile September 4, 2011

Muff Scruff

(n:) The hair unfortunately found on a vagina.

When a bitch is to lazy to shave, they probably have a bit of muff scruff on their pussy.

by das jewden November 8, 2009

Muff mining

Opposite of a gold digger.

He's muff mining hard bro

by Plasteck September 19, 2016