The fairbanks scuba tank is where you fart into a vagina and then go into said vagina and hold your breath.
by African-Jew February 24, 2021

Tank is a name to describe a person with a pure heart . He may seem like some ordinary person at first glance, but he's better. he's funny, talented, and most of all supportive. Even if deep down he really doesn't care for your hobby, he at least listens to you. whenever you see a tank, remind them of how good they are and that they truly deserve so much more than what the world has to offer
by slaughteredhorse June 24, 2021

by Theyellowdartsmith November 21, 2023

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

by tittylicious June 2, 2020

One who like the infamous "shotgun" call, calls out "tank" to be the one who drives as opposed to the "shotgun" call where they would recieve front passenger seat.
by Project Green Leaf June 11, 2006
