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Muff

Contrary to some twisted minds and resonating with the pure nature of a child's mind, muff is slang for muffin
Child: What are you baking?
Mom: Just some chocolate chip muffs!
by BeefyTaco June 3, 2017
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Muff-Bluff

When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.
Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"
by MysticalSoleil June 30, 2014
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Muff Cabbage

Cabbage in one's muff, or pussy. This word orginated from the best show ever, South Park
Steve: FUCk YOU TENISHA, your nothing but MUFF CABBAGE
by Scottie H October 18, 2010
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muff rug

Hey do you know Jane has a right Muff rug on her she needs to trim or shave it.
by rosiepye April 22, 2014
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muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019
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neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.
Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.
by Jwortylko May 24, 2021
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Kufi Muff

1.) An insulated flannel thong a male or female would wear at a party to deep their gents warm.
Chino had the right idea wearing his kufi muff on a cold night life this.
by NOTORIOUS_ NATE _615 December 2, 2021
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