Mega Christmas

A super rare holiday that only those willing to risk it awl can only hope to achieve large amounts of win, or suffer the painful penis crushing defeat.

Guy 1: Dude I am successfully Having 3 separate but awesome relationships with three women!
Guy 2: OMFG! That's like six titties!
Guy 1: I know, thus I will be celebrating mega Christmas this year.

by KDR-II October 16, 2008

the chronic of narnia

legendary weed that is supposed to be so potent, that you are stoned in one hit. many search for it, but no one has reported finding it. described as having so many red-hairs, that it looks like a lions mane

Spicolli: dude, I think I found the chronic of narnia!
Bro: naw dude, it was just good jamacian stuff, but keep trying

by swampthing69 May 3, 2009

Liberty Christian Academy

A small private school located in central Florida. One of the most corrupt private schools in existence today. The faculty often turns a blind eye to students doing and selling drugs or drinking on and off campus, provided their parents are wealthy. Children of less wealthy parents can expect to be singled out for the most minor violations. This school has, in the past, hired "teachers" with no teaching degree or college experience whatsoever, yet still managed to obtain accredidation, presubably through bribery. The church that shares the campus regulaly prevents people from attending church services if they are deemed "unworthy" for things such as listening to rock music or having long hair. The pastor of this church was recently discovered embezzling church funds. The former principal of the school was demoted twice and then fired for incompetence, and numerous "accounting errors" have been discovered, which were merely an attempt to rip off parents who could scarcely afford the tuition in the first place. Overall, a sham and a disgrace to those who would dare consider themselves Christians.

Man, this politician is so corrupt, he's almost as bad as Liberty Christian Academy!

by SuperStealthKiller January 26, 2011

Amazon Christmas

When you come home and find you have a bunch of packages to open from your online ordering.

I think I'm going to take off next Thursday, I'm going to have myself an Amazon Christmas.

I went on a total ordering binge after I got my new camera... I think later this week I'm can expect a huge Amazon Christmas!

by TSilly September 7, 2011

turbo christian

An overzealous, ignorant religious person who, like a turbo charger, gets all spun up and blows nothing but hot air.

Paul is such a Turbo Christian he believes the earth is only 6000 years old.

by bobanja June 19, 2016

google chromosome

A way to reference autism in a more satirical and humorous way.

Thomas: "Ayy man, this nigga spreadin' his google chromosomes around, what we gonna do?"
Ben: "Shut the fuck up Thomas, I'm sick of your bullshit; everyone is."

by Scrötumm Teeklurr June 11, 2017

carol christ

overlord witch of the uc berkeley campus who lives at the top of the campanile and sets california on fire for her own amusement

evan: did you see what carol christ did to northern california again
chad: as long as it doesn't get between me and your asshole

by oskithegoldenbear February 19, 2019