Zoe Is a very short, beastly, artistic girl who is capable of kicking any one's ass. A Zoe has super long pretty blonde hair, she's smart at time's, she is absolutely gorgeous, very funny, and most likely has an amazing boyfriend with a their first name starting with a 'J'. Zoe's have a great style and expensive taste. She also has very many good friends who love her bunches. She stays busy texting, loves spicy food, hates cats an dogs because they are messy an gross. Zoe's favorite color is pink and lime green, she also loves the print zebra. Has an attitude that she will use when necessary. Dislikes two faced hoes but loves her hoes. She is a California original. Has a potty mouth and loves "omg" That is a Zoe.
by Mrs.Ah-mazing November 05, 2010
A creature (usually female) with a huuuuuuuge smile. Honestly, she's always smiling and enthusiastic, but don't let that mislead you. That smile can lead straight to the gates of hell and engulf adversaries in the darkest and bleakest of curses. Adept in the dark arts, a Zoe is a dangerous foe and an invaluable ally. Not afraid of death, a Zoe will usher it on with the most childish of giggles, embracing the idea of an eternity of unknown. A Zoe's only fear is a painful death, though what lies beyond is exciting and enticing for her. she is popular with animals, particularly crows, ravens and other creepy animals, and finds beauty in all the unsavory things that lurk around in the shadows. A Zoe will oft be found around weapons, as she loves the way they sparkle and finds it funny when someone gets accidentally stabbed every now and again. Mischief is a Zoe's middle name, though most of her pranks are quite harmless. There's really no way to stop her, and once she has befriended you... well, let's just say there's really no way to get rid of her. Despite all this, a Zoe is very, very hard to anger and quick to laugh at mistakes that she or anyone else has made. she is a compassionate friend and beautiful person, willing to open up her mind to anyone who asks her of it honestly and wholeheartedly (though she insists that she doesn't have a heart). A friend to be cherished in the oddest of mindsets. Possibly a demon.
by Official Name Meanings Guide January 19, 2015
by AC October 29, 2006
A Zoe is a great girl, the best friend anyone could ask for. Amazingly beautiful and funny, the only person you want to be with at all times of the day. A Zoe doesn't care what anyone thinks about her. Zoe's just want to have fun, breaking hearts as she goes.
You: Zoe is my best friend but I swear she doesn't care about anyone else.
Friend: Yeah man, she's a heart breaker.
Friend: Yeah man, she's a heart breaker.
by fallenfysh December 30, 2010
by greenwhitered April 12, 2011
Blonde, Blue-eyed, looks like a stereotypical california girl, but hates stereotypes. Seems shy and awkward on first sight, and many people misunderstand her. Once you get to know her, she really values the people close to her, is always there for you, and can light up a room by walking into it. Desperately wants a boyfriend. No guy is smart enough to see the real her.
"So, I met this girl, she's really pretty, but she's really shy. A lot of people don't really like her, though."
"Oh, dude, that's Zoe! Get to know her and NEVER let her go! she's the life of the party!"
"You sure, man?"
"Yeah, I'm friends with her."
"Oh, dude, that's Zoe! Get to know her and NEVER let her go! she's the life of the party!"
"You sure, man?"
"Yeah, I'm friends with her."
by IamApersonHere November 30, 2011
Zoe means "Life" in Greek and that's exactly what she is; life. Zoe is an out-there kind of girl with a sometimes dirty sense of humor, but can make anyone put a smile on their face. Zoe literally is the sight of beauty. Zoe usually has great style, but sometimes looks a bit messy when lazy. Zoes love to just sit around sometimes with a box of pizza, MarioCart, and her boyfriend to do a 1-on-1 and beat his ass. With her naturally wavy brunette hair and mahogany-hazel eyes, Zoe can make any boy melt within seconds. Even though Zoe might be a nerd and not get a boyfriend as fast as the popular girls, any boy would love to be with her because of her great ass, amazing features, and rockin' personality.
Guy 1: Woah who's that?
Guy 2: That's Zoe. She so damn hot. I really like her and want to ask her out.
Guy 1: *looks at Zoe's face, then ass* I can see why.
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Girl 1: Zoe's new top is so cute today!
Girl 2: And isn't her hair so amazing?
Girl 1: I am so jealous of Zoe!
Guy 2: That's Zoe. She so damn hot. I really like her and want to ask her out.
Guy 1: *looks at Zoe's face, then ass* I can see why.
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Girl 1: Zoe's new top is so cute today!
Girl 2: And isn't her hair so amazing?
Girl 1: I am so jealous of Zoe!
by Brunettebeauty September 02, 2014