An asshole who goes on YouTube to spoil movies for people in the comment section of YouTube. You can usually identify a Zane Palmer by his queer ass profile pic. He usually only takes side profile pics in a lame ass attempt to seem inquisitive.
That bastard decided to be a real Zane Palmer and post the ending to The Force Awakens in the YouTube comment section.
by IHateYouTubeSpoilers March 26, 2017
by Otless September 27, 2022
Someone who gets no bitches and ends up dating someone for 3 months and still hasn't spoken with her.
by Zong February 11, 2022
A fat cunt that hates the way he looks when he's actually really attractive and just says it to sound cocky
by Fuckoffyoufuckingpieceofegg July 29, 2017
A technique whereby the male forces his hand down the front of a girls pants during an embrace. Usually, this is uninvited and possibly unwanted by the female.
Male 1: That girl is a real slapper, im going to go snog her
Male 2: Give her the Front Zane, she'll be up for it
Male 1: Alright
Male 2: Give her the Front Zane, she'll be up for it
Male 1: Alright
by Craig (Half of the Taz) November 30, 2006
Zane time is when one or a group of people laugh for an extensive period of time in which they can not stop.
Matt: "Yesterday i had the longest Zane Time i ever experienced in my life"
Jack: "How long was yours? My longest Zane Time was 30 seconds."
Jack: "How long was yours? My longest Zane Time was 30 seconds."
by Kalifornia Joe November 10, 2009
a straight italian boy that has looked exactly the same since 3rd grade. Attracts every single bisexual.
by your_mothers_son November 09, 2022