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your mum 

your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.
guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know
your mum by poomam October 19, 2019

Your mum 

Friend: your mums gay

At this point you should give up
Your mum by I can say my abc’s February 22, 2020

Your Mum 

a person who gave u life dumbass why are you looking this up motherfucker
"hey i fucked your mum!"
Your Mum by ImATonk April 10, 2020

Your mum 

Mckenzie fucked Liams mum and the vagina with the lube in the wardrobe and condoms
I fucked your mum (aka Liams mum)
Your mum by Granny fanny May 4, 2020

your mum 

something funny thing to say in every conversation
Johnny:
I've got a new girlfriend
Bob:
Who?
Johnny:
Your mum
your mum by K3ngeL3ng1 June 30, 2020

Your mum 

1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"
1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"

You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"
Your mum by AnxiousCow July 27, 2020