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Yonker

Someone who masturbates a lot. Over 10 times a day. Usually a person who is stupid.
Brandon is such a yonker, he plays with his penis all day in english and he mistakes cats for chickens.
by Audessy March 16, 2009
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yonkers

a place where dipshits go to become cops. they are mostly white and like to keep it that way. yonkers pigs drive around in grey or beige chevy impalas and unmarked cabs with a spotlight on them. they are either straight out of high school or fat as fuck
NYC cops are way more chill than fuckin yonkers cops

the day you are due to get out of jail at bookings, yonkers cops will send u to county jail just to be dipshits

yonkers cops are racist drunks and take weed coke and cash home from raids.

yonkers pigs are on the eastside of McLean ave getting hammered when they are off-duty or home listening to rush limbaugh smoking a cigar and abusing their wives in the burbs

i saw a minority cop the other day and i thought "holy shit, REPRESENT!"

yonkers cops only have high school diplomas and are hired at 18

yonkers cops are fat as fuck. they give a whole new meaning to pigs
by thequickbrown October 20, 2011
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yinzer

White trash coming from Pittsburgh, PA and the surrounding areas in western, PA, eastern, OH, and northeast WV. Very frequently inbred, under educated, and retarded, the yinzer is a simple breed, speaking in a dialect often referred to as "Pittsburghese", characterized by the fictional word, "Yinz". The Yinzer is a willfully ignorant species, fully believing that pittsburgh is the best city in america simply because said yinzer has never been more than 20 miles from pittsburgh.
Yinzer: "YInz gahn'a stilurz game dahn at hahnz fiild"
Human:" Are you guys going to a steelers game down at heinz field?"

Yinzer: " Dahn by maa haas"
Human: "Down by My House"

Yinzer: " Da Yinz caeer need fixed?"
Human: "Does your car need to be fixed?"
by Thenewenglandahhhh June 15, 2011
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Yoinker

One who yoinks their penis.
"Yeah, Mario Escobar jacks off a lot man!"

"I know, he's a fucking yoinker!"
by anth0r December 14, 2003
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YiKeRs

a word used whenever something bad happens in a certain situation
Jacobi: my cat fell and hurt it’s legs i had to take it to the hospital
Ella: Yikers
by Lil pooka chooka June 5, 2019
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yinkers

a feeling of supreme jealousy - an incorporated nod-of-the-hat to "yikes" in its connotation of 'surprise' and/or disapproval.

From the Latin "yeat" - to reappropriate or steal something of someone else's.
yinkers, i wish i had that school bus.
by asthma cat June 5, 2017
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Yonkered

After that football match, I'm soo yonkered!
by manny282 October 13, 2012
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