Yacko Yard Apple

In baseball, the act of hitting a home-run

"bases are loaded and we're down by four, we need ya to go yacko yard apple here mike"

by Scrubeins October 26, 2009

Rec Yard Rape

To be sexually and violently raped in an area with no means for post anal assault clean-up or even a dark secluded corner in which to curl up into a post-rape fetal position and sob peacefully alone. Most often occurring in prison recreation yards, but can also occur in the free world, i.e. parking garages, baseball diamonds, 50 yard lines, etc.

Jimbo: Man did you see Jenny this morning? I heard she got rec yard raped last night in Tina's back yard after the party.

Jax: Yep. I saw her this morning looking like she had been cervically scraped by a mob of angry baboons...damn shame.

by Texas Muck Savage February 12, 2013

'Kin Yaldy!

Scottish exclamation of overjoyment. Can be used as a greeting when you're pleased to see someone.

'Kin Yaldy! Dave! Fancy a brew?' OR 'Fancy a brew?' Reply - 'Kin Yaldy!

by N'Ball Queens March 9, 2009

1000 yard stare

A battlefield syndrome in which a soldier may become lost in thought due to stress from the fight. The 1000 Yard Stare is named such because the soldier may seem to be focusing on an object very far away, and may even become unresponsive to external stimuli. The phrase was coined during the Vietnam war.

Many soldiers are stuck in the 1000 Yard Stare after combat stress.

by ~Magic Marker May 13, 2007

ten yard twin

A case of mistaken identity thirty feet out. Upon closer inspection (less than thirty feet) you noticed the person in question is definitely not who you thought it was.

Usually occurs when driving.

I was driving past an accident and I totally thought that was Lori! Thankfully when I got closer I realized it was just her ten yard twin.

by jeremy-j November 2, 2008

63-yard field goal

1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.

2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.

Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.

by Chendaddy February 15, 2006

Yard Doggin

Participating in un-protected sex in an outdoor environment with a less than stellar underage female partner. Preferably behind a tree while your friends cheer you on.

Damm that party got out of hand last night Ryan pulled some straight yard doggin on that hoe.

by Ryan Kuba July 4, 2007