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Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”
“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”
by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022
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ass worker

Someone who is annoying and acta like a bitch
That boy is an ass worker
by YoungObz08 January 30, 2022
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Social Worker

coitus interruptus at mid-life
I would have god laid if it wasn't for a social worker doing a bed check every night.
by CertifiedCanasa September 28, 2021
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Social worker

A drama queen, completely delusional that your business is their business, despite them being a complete stranger to you
Susie came knocking at my door, insisting I "needed" her input because someone called her, she can't tell me who, and gave her some presumptions about my thoughts and feelings.

I told that social worker to get a real job and slammed the door shut.
by Ronda DeSatan May 24, 2023
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hard worker

by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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Knowledge worker

Academically capable workforce e.g. employed in the media and technology business. Knowledge workers are usually given responsibility and they excel in self exploitation because of their learnt behaviour, strive and discipline.
Dublin is one of the major metastases where European knowledge workers work away their lives like maggots in the cancer of capitalism.
by Dietrich May 4, 2008
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union worker

A totally self-contradictory term.

A fiction created by labor unions.
Tax Payer 1: I don't understand how that guy pays his bills. He hasn't been to work in months.

Tax Payer 2: He's a union worker. He doesn't have to go to work to get paid.
by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009
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