Woody Pills

Another name for erectile dysfunction medications like viagra, cialis, and levitra.

I just scored some woody pills, let's go looking for chicks.

Woody Pills by marvelgoose January 14, 2009

Woody Johnson

Is not meant here to be a person's actual name, rather, Woody Johnson, describes a hard penis, or a man who has one.

Foxy Chick: Damn! John Doe started taking Viagra last month. Yesterday he was "Woody Johnson" for about 3 and a half hours. We both came at least 6 times!

Woody Johnson by Annie Johnson June 11, 2006

Woody Harrelson 

Marijuana. It is named after him because this guy really blazes like crazy. He also wears hemp and plants those seeds.

"Are you okay?"

"Yes, of course. I'm on that Woody Harrelson"

Woody Harrelson by Big-Guy December 22, 2007

woody allen 

A extremely talented comedian that married his ex-girlfriend's adopted daughter. Dispite the fact it's not incest, it's still rather creepy.

Woody Allen directed Annie Hall.

woody allen by Andrew Callaway August 2, 2003

Woody's Got Wood

Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.

"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."

Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"

Woody's Got Wood by iloveapplepieman December 15, 2016

Woody got Wood 

Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him

Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe

Woody got Wood by Mr canal April 12, 2019

woody woodpecker 

While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.

Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.

woody woodpecker by Timfy Toes October 29, 2007