Wizard

a person who unsuccessfully attempts sexual assault with their fingers.
MUST have a side part and glasses (bonus points for being chubby)

“watch out its wizard!!” jack says, terrified
“IM CLENCHING MY CHEEKS” dylan shudders as the wizard walks past

Wizard by jssomeone April 1, 2025

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Wizard

No. Wizards learn and/or study magic. Sorcerers have magic inherently. Warlocks make contracts with minor deities or demons or eldritch creatures in exchange for magic.

Iam "So I would be a Sorcerer. Not a Wizard. Gege got it right. BUUUT! I'm also a Demi-God and/or Djinn and, therefore, anyone who took the essence loan would be one of my Warlocks. Now, Jordan Peterson would be a Wizard."

Jordan Peterson casts Vapid Extirpation!

The Jews cast Silence

Everyone else casts Dissonant Whispers

Hym Iam 😑🫵----------->🫵

Wizard by Hym Iam January 23, 2026

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Wizard-Fresh

When you're so goddam fresh that it seems there must be some wizardry involved...

"Damn yo, Richard is so fuckin Wizard-Fresh today"

Wizard-Fresh by J.Manstrong December 14, 2014

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wizard of gauze

A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.

The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible.

wizard of gauze by whimzcal March 26, 2020