Regretful digestion

The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.
"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"

"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."
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regret bet

A bet you would take back if you could.
Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).
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Wet regret

The feeling of which a lesbian is disappointed or unsatisfied which her most recent sexual encounter.
'OMG Cheryl I can't believe what I did last night! I'm filled with so much wet regret right now'
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Regretted getting

When a bunda ligg ligg proceeds to use there mouth muscles to engage in a makeout sesh with a munter, however once the alcohol has warn off. They regret all of it.
Hey Charley, did i hear you regretted getting with that big mouthed Finn?
by SuiJose February 7, 2022
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facepost regret

When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.
facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)
by allyandfriends October 28, 2009
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Nap Regret

When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.
Woke up with severe nap regret after trying to squeeze in a quick one before going out
by kevmunro February 18, 2015
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future regret

The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.

Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
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