William and Mary

A small, public university in Williamsburg, Virginia. Often Called the "Alma Mater of the Nation" as many founding fathers were educated here.

Along with UVA, it is considered the most prestigious and selective college in Virginia, and among the most in the World.

As with other elite colleges, W&M suffers from bitter rejects who attend open enrollment colleges (like Virginia Tech) typing envious definitions on Urban Dictionary. In reality, W&M trumps their crap, open enrollment college in every single category.

Person 1: I dun gots inta' tech. I gun go eat my squerieel and fuck mu' sista now. The SouTh WiLl rAiiiiise again. Amen.

Person 2: Oh fuck yeah bro, just got into JMU! Wooooooooo pussy and coke 24/7

Person 3: I just want to smoke weed and finger paint all day......off to VCU I go.

If you're not into sister fucking, smoking weed and finger painting, or going braindead off liquor and coke....William and Mary might be for you.

by I survived W&M May 27, 2016

William and Mary

A public college in Virginia; home of the Tribe.

WILLIAM AND MARY, A Poem:

"Virginia Tech's
For hicks and rednecks,
And the bigoted prigs are all 'Hoos;
Potheads will state
That VCU's great,
And James Madison takes 1.2's...

If you're looking for schools
Without rednecks or tools
Where we're smart and we aren't all on crack,
We're the place that'll win ya
Right here here in Virginia -
Go TRIBE and you'll never go back!"

by random hookup grl September 2, 2008

Wendy Williams

A woman who's paid millions of dollars just to talk gossip about other celebrities.

Girl: have you seen the Wendy Williams Show?
Guy: no. But I've heard that she talks crap about people.

by Freezy17 January 25, 2017

william

badass motherfuka. most likely older than you, and great taste in music.

person 1: damn! who's that?
person 2: oh that's william.
person 1: he's 10/10 for sure.
person 2: ikr

by leafyispossiblyqueer December 21, 2016

william holden

William Holden is another way of referring to a person who is "holding" marijuana for sale or distribution.

Me: Is William Holden at the party?
You: I saw him over by the deck.

by M00$3 May 8, 2007

William Jennings Bryan

A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.

Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"

by Anton Y. Mouse December 13, 2010

Williamstown Middle School

A school in south jersey which dosent have a football team so everyone plays for town. Full of people who either think they can be a famous YouTuber or a famous sports player when they get older. There is kids always saying they are gonna fight people but they ain’t gonna do it. Where the phys ed teachers take us outside even if it’s -8 degrees outside...in our gym uniforms which are T-shirt’s and basketball shorts. It’s probably knows for its mold problem that they obviously didn’t take care of over the summer so the kids had off of school for a week. It’s 5-8th grade and the fifth graders think they are better than everyone. There is a popular group. A group of hoes. The dumbasses. And the outcasts. Those are the groups of people in each grade. You’ve got to be one. Has a fire drill like 200 times a week. Has a R.I.S.E program (respect. Integrity. Self control. Empathy) that nobody ever listens to. And Lead (law enforcement against drugs) that clearly don’t work because by 6th grade they smoke weed. If you don’t vape you aren’t cool. EVERYONE HAS A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN. And nobody goes in the one hallway because someone ‘died’ there. (You never know with Williamstown Middle School)If you are new to this school MAY GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL. ps home to Dominic Tracy and his clickbaited YouTube videos.

Fifth grader: “I’m gonna be a full time famous youtuber before you and I’m gonna drop out of school and be homeschooled”

Sixth Grader: “oh my god I heard Shaniqua and Trinity are dating! That’s gay!”

Seventh Grader: “fuck you mom! i vape and you can’t stop me”

Eighth Grader: “I’m almost out of this fucking scho- oooh is that an ass I see”
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“Yeah they are from Williamstown Middle School”

by Just a Williamstown Student January 12, 2018