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John Wilkes Booth

A finishing move at the end of a sexual encounter where the man shoots his load on the back of his partners head.
She was being huge cunt yesterday.. So I gave her the John Wilkes Booth last night..... She never saw it cuming!
by Fratboy659 April 22, 2014
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Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022
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wilkelys

She is a loving beautiful person she can come and go anytime she's the most loyal of them all .she can be stubborn a lot of times but it's worth it too wait for her.shes beautiful in all kinds of way.she does not wait for anyone. She's the best to have.
I wish I had a Wilkelys.

To bad she ain't want no man.!
by Kkkkkkkkkkkk13789201 March 30, 2017
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central wilkes

a whole bunch of rachet hoes and rednecks who will do anything for a little bit of clout
by Bigballsfr March 13, 2023
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Piper Wilkes

A boy who is often acting homosexual with his friends. He is considered perverse and really annoying.
"Wow, He's such a Piper Wilkes."
by Joe Hama March 20, 2022
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kaitlyn wilks

Kaitlyn Wilks is a smart loving person she is beautiful she will light up your world she is not selfish and she has deep blue eyes that have there own meaning she is a very special person to have in your life.
She is so beautiful that must be Kaitlyn Wilks .
by Alexis4404 September 16, 2017
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Wilk

When you have water immediately after milk of any kind and do not wash the cup. Also known as milkwater or mater.
"I love wilk"
"What is wilk"
"Its water-milk"
"Oh"
by Sub 2 Gourmandisbest on yt March 21, 2025
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