Square Wheeler

1.) One whos ancestors furtively attempted to make a square wheel roll.
2.) Often a comment on the evolutionary stature of an individual.

He flips the breaker to turn off the lamp. He is a square wheeler.

by John Daughtrey February 25, 2004

2 Wheeled Dump Truck

the act of placing one's testicles into the anus of a female; essentially an anal tea bagging.

The bitch was so freaky she asked for a 2 wheeled dump truck!

by Mr. Grundle McPhearson May 1, 2005

Ted Wheeler

Ted Wheeler (45 y/o) is a character in Stranger Things, a Netflix original series. Ted is played by Joe Chrest.

Family:
Son- Mike Wheeler (13 y/o)
Daughter- Nancy Wheeler (17 y/o)
Daughter- Holly Wheeler (4 y/o)
Wife- Karen Wheeler (Late 30's)

Ted enjoys Chicken. Ted lives in Hawkin's, Indiana. Ted has brown hair and brown eyes.

"I hope you're enjoying your chicken Ted." -Karen
"What'd I do?!" -Ted Wheeler

by Mileven23 December 27, 2017

Mike Wheeler

Someone who was rude to Stranger Things’ own bby boy Will

“Oh my gosh did you see what Karen did to Tom?!”
“She totally did a Mike Wheeler”

by Byler Warrior June 29, 2019

Wheeler

The act of receiving sex in the oral fashion while the male counterpart is confined to a wheelchair.

Mikey totally got a wheeler from Katie last night.

by Dr. Mantis Tobbogan November 17, 2013

Wagon Wheeled

Sticking flowers up someones butthole while spoon-feeding them grits and screaming "Hunker Down!"

I wagon wheeled the fuck out of his gooch last night.

by Darrell Roberts September 19, 2011

Weeble Law

The not oft spoken of but widely understood idea that, when tailing behind an obviously idiotic person on a bike, who is wobbling, swerving, or generally unable to maintain control of their vehicle, let alone the rules of the road, and is taking up an entire lane (usually the left turning lane), the driver in the motor vehicle directly behind the rider has permission to flash headlights, swear, honk, and eventually pass the cyclist while flicking the bird.

The Weeble Law only applies to morons during the day - intoxicated nighttime riders are exempt, as are children learning how to ride.

...Because Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.

I had to invoke the Weeble Law on the way over here, since there was a dude wobbling on his bike for 3 minutes and he couldn't decide if he wanted to make that left.

by Stiricide August 30, 2010