The art of masturbation while unlocking your inner Chi, and reaching a level of Zen equivalent to that of Mr. Miyagi
Human A: Dude, I feel so Zen right now. Ima go Whack on, Whack off
Human B: You mean Wax on, Wax off...… Right?
Human A: No dude, I mean Whack on, Whack off
Human B: You mean Wax on, Wax off...… Right?
Human A: No dude, I mean Whack on, Whack off
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EX3: Nintendo hasn't ported Earthbound to the DS yet. That is completely whack.
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