A being, either male or
female, that is at the beck and call of all other members of a flat/
house/squalid abode. A
House Wench cannot answer back, refuse requests for high quality food or drink and must be willing to
clean the aforementioned flat/
house/squalid abode at a moment's notice.
A House Wench has usually been awarded this position for previous wenchiness behaviour; examples may include multiple refusals to attend social gatherings, persistent lateness and showing suspect Youtube videos to a mass audience. Once given the position of House Wench, the being must accept his role graciously.
There is only one way to be granted leave from the position of House Wench - the being must find another being that he/she feels demonstrates wench-
like behaviour of such a high degree that the original House Wench is no longer required.
"Fabio, fetch me a Italian
Sausage, Spinach, and Ricotta Cannelloni. No complaints about cleaning the
house - you are the
House Wench after all"