Even teachers give me wedgies, the milf girl teacher gave me one today, She stripped me down to my white underwear in the girls bathroom and hung me on the flagpole. I pooped my briefs from fright. Will someone ever let me down. I can't escape it. I hate getting a wedgie.
by JustAnotherLoserNerd March 26, 2014
by Grant March 06, 2005
by basketballshortsmaster February 23, 2018
An uncommon prank in real life, but commonly appearing in older movies, a wedgie is the lodging of underwear between one's cheeks, unintentionally or otherwise, as underwear can ride up, or you could catch it on something. Usually hated by the people to recieve them, but aren't always. Some people actually like the feeling of this, as do i.
Example 1(non-fetish)
Jim: did you hear about Sam?
Carter:no what happened?
Jim:I heard he got a massive wedgie from Aaron and his girlfriend.
Carter:ha, what a dork!
Example two:(sexual style)
Samantha: yesterday I got huge wedgies from Clyde! He pulls so well! I wish he would do it more often though...
Greg: (Sarcasticly)yeah, right!, I've gotten way worse from you! It's so much fun when you do it too!.
Samantha:ok...let's see how you like this!*shenanigans insue.*
Jim: did you hear about Sam?
Carter:no what happened?
Jim:I heard he got a massive wedgie from Aaron and his girlfriend.
Carter:ha, what a dork!
Example two:(sexual style)
Samantha: yesterday I got huge wedgies from Clyde! He pulls so well! I wish he would do it more often though...
Greg: (Sarcasticly)yeah, right!, I've gotten way worse from you! It's so much fun when you do it too!.
Samantha:ok...let's see how you like this!*shenanigans insue.*
by Kampo2themax March 02, 2022
by corey10 November 06, 2005
i am 16 my bro is 10 i kicked him in the balls and he cried so i grabed him and pushed him into the shed and hung him by his underware wedgie pwnage for 2 days he undid the wedgie so i kicked him in the balls agian and grabed him and hung him agian
by wedgie wizard545267687777565 October 20, 2007
A wedgie is when a person pulls the victims underwear up this can be done from the front and the back this is done as a prank or bullying the victim normally wears tighty whites
Hanging wedgie is when someone lifts the victim and hangs him/her by they underwear so that was suspended in air
You can have a messy wedgie by placing food in the victims underwear
Hanging wedgie is when someone lifts the victim and hangs him/her by they underwear so that was suspended in air
You can have a messy wedgie by placing food in the victims underwear
(Made-up)
Ronnie was given a wedgie by the school bully at lunch he was brought to the bathroom given a swerly then was given a squeaky clean then he was left hanging by his autograph tighty whites eventually Ronnie was let down by fellow nerds as they left school they were caught by the bully's and Ronnie and the other nerds had they underwear attached to the flagpole...
Ronnie was given a wedgie by the school bully at lunch he was brought to the bathroom given a swerly then was given a squeaky clean then he was left hanging by his autograph tighty whites eventually Ronnie was let down by fellow nerds as they left school they were caught by the bully's and Ronnie and the other nerds had they underwear attached to the flagpole...
by Wedgoe December 30, 2019