Wedding Envy

When a chick tells a guy she loves him, but the truth is her best friend(s) are getting married and she feels left out.

John: "But you said you loved me."
Suzy: "It was just a period of wedding envy, now go away."

by mr. magoo knows things November 24, 2009

Dominican Wedding

A traditional wedding ceremony held a the common meeting area in a 3rd world country village. The ceremony is usually conducted by the oldest living male resident or chief of the grooms village. The bride will wear the villages wedding gown and the groom wears white tuxedo with with shoes. Chicken ladders are assembled in preparation of the parade of chickens which is followed by the wedding party executing the 3 horned spotted goat. The brides family will put on a show of machete style fighting, followed by the grooms family offering of the pig. Once the vows are complete the cock fighting may begin and the happy couple is no longer brother and sister but also man and wife.

Jose cousin has the hot for him, once she turns 9 they can plan the Dominican wedding.

Joe played air guitar at the Dominican Wedding.

by 7mary3 May 17, 2019

courthouse wedding

A wedding that is often without a large ceremony, if any, and held inside a courthouse. Usually done when both people are poor. This amounts to both parties just signing the marriage documents.

"Jill and I are having a courthouse wedding because we're poor."

by Dioxylin July 12, 2017

The Wedding Ring.

To clean out your foreskin and throw the nasty in a girls mouth.

Hey man that girl likes when i give her the wedding ring.

by DeLarsh January 14, 2009

Web-Wed

When two (teen) girls get married to each other on Facebook because they're best friends.
OR
When a girl marries her guy friend on Facebook when they're not in a real relationship (and she wants to friend zone him.)

Kid- Yo is Amy a lesbian?? It says she's married to another girl on Facebook!

Friend- Nah man, they're just web-wed

by LanaDelJane November 25, 2013

Wedding guy

wedding guys a group of single guys who attend a wedding just looking for a good time

Dave the wedding guys are moving near your sister.

by Lew2016 October 24, 2016

Wedding Walker

A rude person, or persons (wedding walkers) that leave in the middle of a wedding ceremony or reception due to a poor attitude toward the event.
Or, with the intention of making a scene when they arrived to ruin a happy occasion.

Did you see those people leaving the reception abruptly after complaining about the seating arrangements? Oh yeah, they are Wedding Walkers. They probably planned to anyway.

by Johnny Bats December 13, 2012