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webster's

Usually refering to the print version of a dictionary pioneered by Webster himself. Before his time people spelled words any damn way they choose to.

Too often people think that Webster's has not entered the digital age. This is simply untrue. Look Up Merriam-Webster and you will find thier site which is free. While it is true that the dictionary there is by no means complete, it is authoritative and will get you through college. When you can't find a word there of course turn to urbandictionary.com
Me: Webster's doesn't have a definition for Punctum.

My Girl: Probably because punctum isn't even a damn word and your proffessor just made it up to sound cool.

Boss: How do you spell that word?
Me: Look it up on Webster's online.
by Bryansix July 15, 2008
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a westy

generally a tall person that hangs in Welwyn Garden City town center causing trouble. A westy usually wear outrageous clothes and ponders around with his wild hair. A westy is usually known for a rather large genitalia area that stands about 10inches long. A westy's nickname is Big Al.
omg that boy is looking like a westy

hey stop doing a westy will you

your embarrassing me you doing a westy

omg, keep doing that westy
by grgg12 May 30, 2010
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Zane Webster

A sexy, beasty, big dick, rocking hair, hairy balls, sexy eyes, getting head twenty fo sev, abercrombie and fitch model that gets all the bitches
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Webstering

The act of double teaming a girl with an acomplice while a party occurs overhead. Protection is suggested.
"Hey man, I couln't get a hold of you last night!" "Thats because Hubbert and I were webstering this bitch!"
by mateos_edwardes May 22, 2009
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Webster

Worst Footballer in a Group, Makes even the worst People look amazing at Football. The True example of Bad footballer =0

scared to tackle people, Kicks the ball away from everyone, cant Run, Prone to injury, Terrible goalkeeper.

Likes to blame other people for the ''Papness'' that truely is ''Webster''
Guy: Hey! Pass the Ball webster..

Webster: Cant!! Injured.. (But nothing has Happened?) =X
by The_Bosh_man May 6, 2010
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webster's

The first word to the intro sentence to which every high school and college paper begins.

Also, the first word to the intro sentence that makes English teachers (and every other type of teacher) toss out a collective groan of agony.

Additional social aspect of the word:
One example of the unoriginal and collectively sub-par way in which students go about serious thought and research in our schools. And one of the signs that our educational system needs some revamping.
“Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…”

Also:

If I see another paper that begins, “Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…” I’m going to shove No Child Left Behind up GWB’s A**!
by civil_discussion March 29, 2004
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westys syndrome

a boy with westys syndrome is known to have symptoms such as a mother who puts out, and a father who beats him like he was a ginger.
robert, you know what with your mother shagging tramps and your father backhanding your sister, you probably have a mild case of westys syndrome.
by jeremy and jemima April 16, 2007
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