waxing the carrot

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.

I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.

by forizzle May 13, 2005

wax dart

Phrase describing an excessive buildup of unused semen over time, jokingly said to have hardened into a form resembling a dart.

The term was coined by the late, great comedian Bill Hicks.

Next time I cum, it's gonna be like a wax dart shooting out of my dick.

by kevin j.k. March 26, 2007

put that on wax

1. Spoken words so profound, moving, or inspiring they should be recorded on vinyl

2. An instant verbal classic

Oh no you didn't just say that! Put that on wax man...

by DiZZ83 October 23, 2009

jimmy-wax

For a woman to perform upon a man. The jimmy being his penis, and the process of waxing being the act of fellatio.

I'll loose weight when I feel like it, bitch! You think you so slick you blasphemous, dope-fiend bitch! I got my jimmy-waxed seven times last week!

by El Chango May 31, 2006

sac waxing

the male version of a bikini wax, the act of having one's ball sack waxed and dehaired

Ray felt so smooth and silky after his weekly sac waxing that he had to run home and beat off.

by shiny balls April 23, 2003

Wax the Curb

Whilst sprinting in the nude, one must leap spread eagle and land ass-hole first on the corner of any angular object and then continue to slide forward.

Jack took one look at his mom's bureau and decided to wax the curb.

by Bulbous Jack H October 11, 2009

stool wax

The semen that is produced when ever one masturbates on a stool.

Friend 1: Did you hear Alex wacked off on his stool last night
Friend 2: Gross!

Friend 1: Yeah he told me he produced a lot of stool wax
Friend 2:*pukes*
Friend 1:*also pukes*

by Hayessm4 May 11, 2018