Virtual ass

a cyberjerk; cyberbully

Brad is such a virtual ass! He tells me perverted things without considering how I feel.

by johnrobel April 25, 2015

Virtual Villager

An insult taken from the popular Last Day of Work game series, Virtual Villagers. Is often used to accentuate laziness, ineptitude, or dorkiness.

Tim: I was way to tired to get up for work today, I know I'll never get that promotion, but at least I can play Plant Tycoon.

Mark: Dude, you are being such a Virtual Villager.

by Artemis Vandelay December 11, 2011

Virtual Blonde

A person who behaves as a blonde regardless of hair color.

Just listen to that gaggle over by the mall food court. I don't care what their hair color looks like, they're all virtual blondes.

by Virslinda July 26, 2012

virtual riot

The most amazing producer in the history of time.

Me: Yo man, have you heard this new track?
Some other guy: That's fucking sick, bro. Who is that? Skrillex?
Me: No, that's not fucking Skrillex you stupid piece of fucking shit. That's Virtual Riot!

by turtleblaster69 April 2, 2017

Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

virtual AIDS

the effect free internet porn can have on your computer without proper "virtual protection" like Kaspersky and AVG condoms, giving you all kinds of nasty diseases like trojans, spyware, and malware.

virtual AIDS can then be transferred from computer to computer, similar to the real AIDS

i didn't have any good forms of virtual protection, so my computer contracted virtual AIDS, and now all my friends have it too :)

by GBurn387 June 23, 2009

Virtual Facial

The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.

Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.

by Mr Haddock July 17, 2014