One who seeks victimhood by doing anything it takes to be viewed as the victim, even by instigating a situation.
By verbally abusing the fine gentleman, then getting in his way to yell at him some more, the victim whore filed charges on the fine gentleman for assault when he made the slightest contact trying to get around her.
by Mattatma Gandhi April 9, 2018
Get the Victim Whoremug. Somebody who lusts over a band member to an inappropriate degree and posts comments such as...
"I would squeeze the sweat out of his hair and shirt and drink it"
"I'm like a feral cat in heat rn."
"I want him to shoot me."
"I bet when he goes for a piss his toilet says thank you."
"Marveling at his beauty isn't enough, I need him to murder me in cold blood."
"I want to sink my teeth into his thighs and eat his ass."
"I would squeeze the sweat out of his hair and shirt and drink it"
"I'm like a feral cat in heat rn."
"I want him to shoot me."
"I bet when he goes for a piss his toilet says thank you."
"Marveling at his beauty isn't enough, I need him to murder me in cold blood."
"I want to sink my teeth into his thighs and eat his ass."
by BSS222 June 24, 2022
Get the Struggle victimmug. One who feigns helplessness to garner support, sympathy or attention, usually the "I'm so helpless" female trope,
but if you call them on it, will then attempt to turn it back on you, saying "YOU'RE the problem."
but if you call them on it, will then attempt to turn it back on you, saying "YOU'RE the problem."
1: How's your relationship with Meg going?
2: Yeah... Called her out on not texting me back for a week... She said I shouldn't "pressure her" and "Her life was hard" and "I should understand"
1: HOLY SHIT... She went "Professional Victim"?
2: Yep... TOTALLY.
2: Yeah... Called her out on not texting me back for a week... She said I shouldn't "pressure her" and "Her life was hard" and "I should understand"
1: HOLY SHIT... She went "Professional Victim"?
2: Yep... TOTALLY.
by Conscious Thinker February 26, 2023
Get the Professional Victimmug. 1)An El Paso Texas based punk band.
2)One who falls prey to any number of fecal culprits or fecal crimes. This broad definition even encompasses mental illnesses like fecalphila, and fecalphobia for the fecally impaired.
2)One who falls prey to any number of fecal culprits or fecal crimes. This broad definition even encompasses mental illnesses like fecalphila, and fecalphobia for the fecally impaired.
Card Board Cut Out 1- "That guy thinks he is a real toilet savant, but he is just another poo victim."
by Toilet Savant November 24, 2009
Get the Poo Victimmug. by ajayer January 19, 2013
Get the Gurn Victimmug. by Fat victim November 19, 2020
Get the Fat victimmug. A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the erect love truncheon, making it painful to withdraw. The more the assailant tries to escape, the harder the ratchet bites.
I was so massive that even her victim's ratchet couldnt stop me
You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.
You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.
by flashermonkey April 30, 2004
Get the Victim's Ratchetmug.