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vertical cuisine

A.k.a. 'tall food': food presentation that gets the whole dish in a pile in the middle.
Food-presentation forms other than vertical cuisine:
-plating: small pieces of food, not overly decorated.
-foams: a new method of presenting food as frothy and aerated for more flavor!
by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007
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vertical lip piercing

when the piercing has been vertically pierced through the lip instead of straight through
a vertical lip piercing doesn't exit to the inside of your mouth
by Jonnyx13 April 12, 2008
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vertical vacuuming

sucking up, the act of ingratiating oneself with someone to get what you want.
he got the job by vertical vacuuming the boss
by F. Lopez June 7, 2007
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vertical bacon

yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean
by hmmm bean March 11, 2009
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vertical smash

the act of smash'n while the guy is standing up and the girl is face down. the act usually requires atleast one pillow, incredible strength, endurance, and sometimes too much swag for any girl to handle. a legendary form of sex and cannot be described as anything less than a smash
Travis) Did you hear about Bob's three-way last night?
Kyle) ....Three-way? Fuck that shit. Did you hear about Al's VERTICAL SMASH!?! Girl couldn't walk straight for a week.
by ajdean389 January 11, 2010
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Tits Vertical

A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.
I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.

tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched
by Bathos May 18, 2010
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Shit's getting vertical!

A term thought up on the patio of an apartment shared by two old college roomates in Ohio while a tornado was rolling through so I've been told but now is widespread in Ohio. It can mean anything and up to...

- The weather is getting crazy

- The party is getting good

- Shit just hit the fan in any way
Ex. Dude that storm is getting really bad. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you hear about Billy? His girlfriend caught him cheating. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you just see those hotties walk in the bar? Shit could get vertical tonight!
by Thetruesmitty July 15, 2010
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