Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.

Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin

by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022

Valoranting

Slang for playing Valorant.

Also known as "not wearing deodorant," "not taking a shower," "not having any bitches," or "being like Trace"

Look at Jeff. Bro has no rizz. He's Valoranting for sure.

by NotWhoYouuThink November 2, 2022

Asim is bad at valorant

A word that is often used to describe how much better progamerryan is at valorant. Asim Sariay really thinks hes good lol that bozo.

Asim, Ben is better than you at Valorant. (lol jk its actually progamerryan) Asim is bad at valorant
(cringe reyna instalocker xd)

by progamerrryan September 25, 2022

Valorant

Sexual act performed by a cow

Kira used valorant on Matthew

by Thewwwww October 10, 2022

Valorant

Synonym for virgin.

Damn you are the biggest valorant

by virgin=valorant October 14, 2022

Valorant

A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.

Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?

by OFG32 October 17, 2022

Valoranted

When you get rungunned through the walls across the map by a Sherrif while he's sprinting at 40 miles/hour.

Can also be used when you're bullets are going to Kinshasa.

That reyna just valoranted 3 people on B site, fuckin' children game!
These punks at riot games architecture don't know what they're doin!

by pisslow October 21, 2022