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Noun. A controlled substance that is hidden from the cops, family, friends, etc. in the vaginal area.
Person 1:The cops are coming! Hide the drugs!
Person 2:Already taken care of.
Person 1:Where are they?
Person 2:In my vagina.
Person 1:Really, Vagina Drugs?!
EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1:This weed tastes atrocious!
Girl 2:...Sorry, that was hidden from the police in my vagina.
Girl 2:Ugh, sick! I always told Eleanor not to smoke those Vagina Drugs!
Person 2:Already taken care of.
Person 1:Where are they?
Person 2:In my vagina.
Person 1:Really, Vagina Drugs?!
EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1:This weed tastes atrocious!
Girl 2:...Sorry, that was hidden from the police in my vagina.
Girl 2:Ugh, sick! I always told Eleanor not to smoke those Vagina Drugs!
by PeterCottontail May 25, 2010
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Person 1: Where's Carrie?
Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!
Person 2: I know, right?!
Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!
Person 2: I know, right?!
by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009
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HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!
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