utilitarian

a person believes in the greater good for the greater number of people; in ethics, it's the theory that the rightness or wrongness of an action is determined by its usefulness in bringing about the most happiness of all those affected by it.

if your not genetically qualified to be a nazi but still agree with most of the things they stand for.... you're a utilitarian.

by kdav1488 June 21, 2010

Utica, NY

Wanna be there

Utica, Ny: An Unsolicited Testimonial:
My Brooklyn grandsons, ages 4 and 6, complained to their parents over winter school break:
"Why don't we get to go on cool vacations like the other kids at school?"
"Like where?"
"Like Disney World, or Utica!"

A few things I like here:
good mom and pop restaurants at reasonable prices, affordable housing, New York City first run movies at the museum, good library in New Hartford, skiing right in town!,Saranac Brewing company, the four colleges and their many programs open to city residents,Sculpture Space and its cool parties, the Pratt School affiliation with the Munson Williams Proctor Institute, The Boilermaker Road Race (top 15 k run in America), and Utica's proximity to New York City,Boston, and other major center. Did I mention the great friends to be found in Utica?

by San Franciscan and Utican July 11, 2009

utility fruit

Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.

Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.

by some stoner October 22, 2006

Utility Mate

A Utility Mate is a friend you call on occasionally when your core circle of friends are not available.

I had a spare ticket for the match last weekend which nobody wanted so I sold it to my Utility Mate and he came with me instead.

by Jordo1981 July 29, 2010

Utih

Utih is a social concept created by the 2019 Senior Boys Rugby Team at St. Joan of Arc, or commonly known as @thunderrugbyboys on Instagram. Utih can be used in many ways, it can be used in the sense of a vibe, a setting, or time of sanction with the croskies. Utih is also used in sign language, it is the connection between the ring finger and the thumb to symbolize the vibe of those late nights, wild parties, or rolling one up with your fellow rugby boys. No matter the team, the age, nor the record, Utih is a universal vibe for all rugby player.

- Yo Croski, Utih, you know the vibes, we be out here.
- Yo that party last night, me and the boys, we were all Utih out here with the bad tings.

by ThunderRugbyBoys June 4, 2019

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

by lakeshore February 1, 2022

sport utility wagon

A man's vehicle version of a soccer mom minivan.

When a man buys a sport utility wagon he is basically saying "I am a soccer mom" but he is attempting to keep his man card, while flirting with the feminine side of him.

by pickle rind October 17, 2013