urkel

to have a wet dream

shit i just urkeled all over my bed

by Bob July 16, 2003

urkelberry

a strain of marijuana, a cross breed or purple urple and blueberry. gets you faded.

"i got some urkelberry last night"

"this urkelberry tastes like blueberrys!"

by herbal@truth May 26, 2009

urkel power

An urkel is a percocet, which is a prescription pail killer. URKEL POWER is a term used to describe the feeling of being high off of a percocet. Just like the character Steve Urkel from the show Famiy Matters acts hyper, urkel power is the energy you get from a percocet.

Let's go get some urkel power! Or once the high kicks in, you simply yell "UR-KEL POW-ER!" and you have to do it in 4 syllables.

by Mr. and Mrs. Baby April 23, 2009

Uriel

Your mexican cousin/brother/sobrino/ who loves to use his phone in the bathroom with the door open.

Uriel close the door you fatass everyone can see your thighs!

by BigAssFurry October 27, 2019

Steve Urkel

Purple haze, real sticky and rare purple haze

I keep that Steve Urkel by the ounce

by JR423 March 11, 2008

urgel

to wound an adversary (for instance stab them)
and then sexually violate them through that very wound.

were one to come across a living, healthy osama bin laden, they might find it appropriate to have a friend with AIDS urgel him, so that his life may end slowly and painfully.

by cornel wilson December 29, 2007

Ursell

Verb - to dribble left-footedly with repeated step-overs and trickery

Top ursell that mate, now stick it in the net!

by afc bloke August 10, 2004