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Verb, “to be Ukrained”. When you are Russia and you invade a country and the response is humiliation on a global forum.
“…the technical term: "Russia has been ukrained."”
by Bloodyblob March 22, 2022
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Ukrainium

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The hardest material currently known to man. Recently discovered in February 2022. It was found that the balls of everyone defending Ukrainian land are naturally composed of the material.
Do you know why Sasha can’t get on a plane? Because his Ukrainium balls became way too heavy for takeoff, since February 2022.
by Juan-largo7 March 2, 2022
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When the world's 2nd largest kleptocracy, led by mentally challenged and incompetent apparatus, decides to invade its peaceful neighbor and ends up getting slapped so hard their economy travels back in time to the stone age.

Basically, some awful stinky guy is trying to bully you and ends up getting owned so hard his grandchildren will pass on the shame to their grandchildren.
NATO: Dud, remember when you Ukrained Russia in 2022?
Ukraine: I had a lot of help, my man.
NATO: Nah, dud, that was all you.

Putin: Hehe, see, Lavrov, what did I tell you about those Western Imperialists?
*Lavrov continuously bangs two stones over a bunch of sticks, hunched in a dark cave*
Lavror: That we don't need them, boss!
Putin: Damn, right! Getting Ukrained is no big deal, it's only a minor century-long setback to our economy!
by jirina March 28, 2022
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Ukrainian Tractor Pull

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The act of stealing a main battle tank by towing it behind a standard farm tractor.
We can defend our homeland by organizing a Ukrainian Tractor Pull.
by NerdyShenanigans March 4, 2022
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Ukrainian Fireplace

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The practice of making a wall of tires and setting them ablaze serving dual purpose of an impassable wall that keeps oppressive governments out, and you warm. Made popular during the frigid Kiev, Ukraine Revolt.
Hey Дмитро, did you see the live stream of the revolt last night? Yeah, they were flinging tires into the Ukrainian Fireplace all night.
by WarMace January 23, 2014
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Ukrainian Tractor Pull

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Stealing Russian military vehicles by towing them off, right under the noses of the soldiers assigned to said military equipment.
Did you see that new video of a Ukrainian Tractor pull? They got a frikkin’ tank this time!
by Graetep March 11, 2022
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