townie

Like a pikey (2), just usually without the stealing, and a tiny bit more intelligence.

How many townies does it take to change a lightbulb?

5 - one to put it in, four to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit!"

by Rine July 10, 2004

townie

aka scally (in Manchester). Don't ya just love 'em? Err let's see... someone who hates anyone that looks slightly different, is smart and doesn't repeat what you've just insulted them with because they can't think of anything remotely witty. Also they think it's big and clever to act hard in front of their friends... until you beat the crap out of them. I really can't get enough of scallies, they're so much fun : )

*scally stands in front of me on the stairs giggling like a school girl and shouting his mates while pointing at me ... scally gets thrown down the stairs and never comes near me/looks me in the eye again*

by -|-nAt-|- April 22, 2004

townie

Someone who has never lived outside of their hometown or county. They often consider themselves to be popular members of the community, yet they are willfully ignorant of the fact that no one knows, or cares, who they are outside of their home turf. They also like to give life advice, although their life experience is based on only a handful of local towns and villages.

"Here comes Roger... another hick townie nobody."

by Omniscientific July 11, 2019

townie

the little shits that puts the english culture to shame (even though, our culture would still is full of bullshit without them, but hey, thats what happens when the left wing is so far left its pratically fucking right...)

you stupid little dick heads, cant you see your digging your own grave. You go on about us being middle class knobs, and "what du yu no u chat shit." i would advise firstly if you want to be taken seriously, expand your vocabulary to more than just "fu*koff" and "c***", and secondly, when trying to put across your not-even-considered-view on your crappy little "cultured" manners, you use grammer. oh, wait, you were probally truenting that english lesson...

by sweetpeabrain January 2, 2004

townie

Someone who lives in Allenton, Alvaston or other shitty parts of Derby.

"Don't go to Allenton its fulla townies!"

by Atrocity January 8, 2004

townie

Townies are ppl who rekon they're 'ard. They usualy are from the working class and live on councal estates. Townies have a different language from english, goodness knows what they mean. I doubt evan if they know what they're talking about. lol. Townies love to resort to vuiolence, yet are very scared of getting hurt(typical)They hate grungers, such as myself, and will started a fight on seeing one, or at least take the mick.

townie1: I love smokin'
townie2: me too. It's like so stereotypical.
townie1: It su'pose 'oo be.
townie2: Why r u tal'in funny?
townie1: 'cos i iz a townie and iz bein' stereotypical.
townie2: Hey loot man, it's a grunger
*-grunger enters*
townie1: Haha grunger! Kirt Cobains dead
*grunger pulls out paint ball gun, townies change color*
grunger: Muhahahahaha. Nvr underestamate a grunger pontential townies!

by Martin-Converting as many to grunge November 18, 2004

townie

Someone who cannot make up their own mind. Big townies are controlled by little townies (who usually have squeaky voices). Usually follow in a large herd, preying on innocent people (anyone who is not a townie). Use words that no one has heard of, or use simple words because they cannot read or write for themselves.

Little Townie: Oh no boys, smack him big townie
Big Townie: Yes sir

by Whitemansafro March 7, 2004