Ass toucher

Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass

The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.

by OMMMEEEGGGGAAAA OOOOFFFFFFF September 28, 2018

balls are touching

The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching).

A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.

by miji January 9, 2008

The brown touch

Similar to the Midas touch, but instead of everything they touch turning to gold, it turns to shit.

Did you see how bad Grant stuffed his latest project up? It was even worse that his previous catastrophe.

Yeah, he really has the brown touch.

by nothappyjan25 February 5, 2012

touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

Joan is never satisfied because her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008

It's only gay if the balls touch

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow

Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

by BOB12634 March 12, 2018

Don't touch that dial

An old term used at the end of a show before a commercial, the 'dial' part referring to old TV's that had dials to change channels. Some shows still use this, and only use it because other shows do. Other shows now use the term 'Don't touch that remote' or something like that.

Don't touch that dial, we'll be back after these messages.

by HyperactiveToothpick June 2, 2005

nose toucher

A girl who can stick a dick so far down her throat that her nose touches the guys body

Cindy gives the best deep throat, shes a nose toucher

by leroy jankins August 31, 2006