shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

Ting Tong

another name for Cow Penis. Most sought after food delicacy in parts of South Asia. It is a well known aphrodisiac.

Miz - Give me a Ting Tong
Butcher - Here you go. Have a nice meal.
Miz - Thank you

by BonziBudiya March 11, 2010

ting tong

asian lady boy ie a chineese chick with a dick

ting tong pulled my trousers off the other day,

laura is a ting tong

by ricardoooo April 16, 2008

Salad Tong

A modified form of canoodling in which one partner, generally the smaller of the two, lays on top of the other. This positions the partners faces in such a way as to facilitate smooches.

Al: When I woke up, you and Linda were makin out!
Jeff: Nah bro, that was just the "Salad Tong"
Al: Oh, sick!

by snottypants angel April 10, 2011

ting-tong

White man with dread-locks who thinks he's of Tai descent.

ras bambaclaat

by sid December 9, 2003

Salad Tongs

A word used when the pressure is on you to be cool. When all your hip friends use words like, Groovy and Keen, just say Salad Tongs and you will be Mister Popular!

Ugly Kid: Salad Tongs
Everyone: I want to hump him!

by Arkalit November 13, 2004

tong master

the one with the ability to cook a mean barbecue

eg Georgina M is the greatest tong master to ever live, and she's got great charisma

by GMttm November 5, 2009