John Hancock

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u
by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018
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Jacob Hancock

Jacob Hancock is a person who hasn't earned hood status in Fortnite yet and does not leave his gaming chair. However, Jacob is blessed to have multiple discord kittens. And he averages one and a half tubs of g fuel every night. However, jacobs biggest weakness is a chair. Jacob Hancock is someone who gets hit by a chair.
Uhh what happened to you last night ?

Oh dont worry i Just got a Jacob Hancock
by gabrialjames155 November 30, 2023
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hancock

that one piece character with the weird last name
by DM Dokuro June 22, 2022
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Hancock

To have inappropriate sexual/romantic relations with someone at work.
Gina and Terry in HR are apparently having a hancock.
by Yourwoman November 02, 2021
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Hancock

A mythical political figure with the capacity to appear simultaneously like a frightened rabbit and a serial killer. He specialises in demonising health care workers for misuse of the PPE with which he fails to supply them.
For fucks' sake Hancock, why are you staring creepily at that attractive female Tory councillor?
by Superkid16 April 11, 2020
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Hancock

Verb. To lose credibility esp. through gross hypocrisy or fake apologies
He pretty well hancocked his credibility after issuing stay-at-home orders and then immediately boarding a plane to leave the state.

He really hancocked that one up when he insisted everyone be on time and then showed up 30 minutes late.
by LccLlc December 01, 2020
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