grump dump

A "grump dump" is when a person or place is really down in the dumps. When one is not feeling good and is just grumpy all around.

Person 1: ugh, I hate math class!
Person 2: ay stop being a grump dump at least we don't have a test!

by GRUMP.DUMP February 18, 2017

Grump

An exotic fart. Originates from the Rummel household.

That boy Kurt just busted a grump.

by The Mad Warden January 4, 2021

Florist Grump

A weedman with a surly disposition

Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

by Richard Penis November 10, 2019

grump a saurus

A live-in partner or spouse, usually a wife, who is never happy in the morning. You will know her by the shrieks from frightened small children as they attempt to avoid her unquenchable fiery wrath by throwing the covers over their heads.

Dad: Oh no! Here comes a grump a saurus!
Kids: (Squeals of terror)

by Granitej3 December 1, 2019

Grump Munchin

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.

Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.

by anonymous January 5, 2023

Grump Job

A blow job performed with Game Grumps playing in the background instead of Netflix.

I gave my boyfriend the hottest Grump job during the Wind Waker let’s play last night

by Pink Rival December 12, 2018

grump out

A softer way for women to say "get bitchy" but still get this point across; works particularly well as a warning to a significant other.

Ugh," she said. "OK, but if we're still there at midnight, don't be surprised when I grump out.

by Wendy von Bendy August 27, 2010