Food

A substance that everyone needs.

(Just woke up) " I need food" ( opens up fridge... nothing inside) "shucks" ( waits one minute) opens fridgeagain

by Lisa4576 September 17, 2017

FOOD

n*gga why in the fuck do you need to look up the definition of food? YOU EAT IT!

I eat my own sh*t as food.

by strawberrymilq October 13, 2017

Food

Food is a thing you eat when you are hungry.

I am hungry, i think i will go eat some food.

by i dont thike you October 21, 2017

Food

1. The only good thing about life, besides looking forward to death.
2. Includes bacon, chicken, cheese, fries, pies, cakes, dicks(for gay people or bisexual people) salads(for vegans), humans( cannibalism), and pets(Chinese food).

Make me some food slaves.

by YaBoyCheesecake October 24, 2017

Food

The cure for boredom

Doctor: What seems to be the problem today?
Me:I'm bored.
Doctor: I see. I'm going to prescribe you food. Let's start you out with 2 pizzas with a big bag of chips.
Me: PERFECT!

by Mamawantsherfood April 6, 2017

Food

Life. FOOD IS LIFE. AND IT GIVES LIFE.

Food. Give me food.

by BoltDAamazing April 10, 2017

Food

Food is life and needs to be treated carefully.

if you have food u should give compliments before eaten

by ms4lifez April 21, 2017