Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"
by Pod Tailin' February 21, 2010
Emo music. Music in which the singer is crying and complaining about their crappy life, thus needing a tissue.
emo kid "After listening to the last Dashboard Confessional album, I just had to cry."
Normal person "That is what happens when you listen to crappy tissue rock."
Normal person "That is what happens when you listen to crappy tissue rock."
by Chips January 08, 2007
The act used after masturbation to clean the cum off of your Dick.Or to the act of cleaning cum of of the vagina or the mouth and for you dirty fellows the butthole. Then after this hiding it in someones closet bed dresser etc.
by Fletcher tagell January 06, 2011
v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.
by galcoolest March 01, 2005
After getting a massage,the therapist will ask "deep tissue".she gently start fingering the mans asshole
by Deep tissue May 06, 2017
by buzzzkill December 16, 2015
Tissue bunnies are the left over remnants of toilet paper particles that get trapped on the vulvar and vaginal areas after wiping.
"I'm enjoying cunnilingus on my wife, except for constantly having to spit out these tissue bunnies."
by TheGoddessCher May 22, 2015