stiffy and tippy

when a person of the male gender has a large erection (stiffy), and needs to urinate , cannot sit down due to the stiffness,and unable to point his "stiffy", down all the way to make the urine into the toilet, he must stand on his tippy toes to get the right angle to urinate into the toilet . ussually takes place in the morning or right before sexual intercourse.

bro, had a stiffy this morning that wouldn't go away, had to stiffy and tippy it before my bladder exploded .

sorry for peeing all of the toilet , didn't realize I had to stiffy and tippy it until it was to late.

by Erewflow July 28, 2013

tippy butt

Stretching to one's reaching limits while remaining in a seated position.

I didn't have to get up out of my chair to reach it, but I was way up on my tippy butt.

by Jeff H March 24, 2005

Brown Bear tipper

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.

John Connor is a Brown Bear tipper

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

cow tipping

A hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible.

See Snipe Hunt.

Joe and I got plastered and went out cow-tipping. What a blast!

by Bill Martin October 29, 2003

Tipperary

One of the foremost counties in Ireland.
producer of the finest hurling teams in the countries history.
It has managed to escape from all of that tourist crap they get in Kerry and Galway.

Go on Tipperary, beat those Limerick bastards into the ground

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

tipping the bottle

When you are drinking and alcoholic substance.

He was tipping the bottle after an aa meeting

by Jman1 March 14, 2017

tippin' the hat

It's the same principle as "teabagging." Except with the dunking of an asshole on to the tip of a nose.

Man, while me and my girl were "69in'" last night, she kept "tippin' the hat."

by HarrietandHarryTrotter May 28, 2018