Used Q-Tips

the world's smallest batons with little gold ends

Whoa, those Used Q-Tips are like the world's smallest batons with little gold ends.

by Tiger Blood/Twinners!Unicorns! May 16, 2011

frosted tips

When a dude jizzes in a female's hair, creating the exotic illusion of frosted tips.

1. "Come here baby n let me give u sum frosted tips"
***ejaculates everywhere***

2. "omg gurl, awsum highlites u look like a total babe!"

"....oh, these are just frosted tips that some guy at the club gave me last night."

by mrrager69 January 20, 2013

tittie tips

nipples, usually found on the tips of breasts, they can be found on people and many animals.

I would like to suckle the tittie tips on her....

by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006

Raisin Tips

When the skin on your finger tips become shriveled from finger blasting a girl for a prolonged period of time.

Andrew: What did you do with that chick last night?
Graem: Nothing too much, I just fingered her for like an hour.
Andrew: Damn, that sucks.
Graem: Yeah, all I got out of it were some raisin tips.

by manfredman April 9, 2011

Frosted tips

Meaning to tit-fuck a lady and then jizz on her breasts

Guy 1- dude I totally gave that chick from the club last night some nice frosted tips
Guy 2- nice!!

by Big badass bassist March 22, 2012

masturbation tips

hey this is 4 girlz
i will giv u a gr8 thing to do rite now.....

MASTURBATION TIPS

1. Make sure you are in a warm place (e.g: underneath your duvet) and also you are in a place where no1 can see u or disturb u.

2. If you have a male partner, make sure he is available because he could be very handy....

- to start off, you have to stretch your legs open wide (like you are having a baby)

3. start by stripping your bottom half (trousers n pantz)

4. get sum thick saliva from your mouth n place it on ur clitoris and vaginal opening

5. press ur clitoris for 10 secondz or less

6. start breathing lyk ur out of breath (slowly, then get a bit faster)

7. while doing this, rub ur clitoris from left to right with ur right hand (slowly do this, then get faster)

8. as you feel like you are starting to feel pleasure, get your man to go under your legs and get him to rub his penis around your vaginal opening.

9. when you feel the immense rush of pleasure, get ur man to do it with you (hav sex)

!!...ENJOY...!!

TiP: BEFORE DOING THESE WHOLE INSTRUCTIONS, IT IS BEST TO HAVE AN INTENTION OF HAVING SEX.

by Alison Hawkins March 25, 2008

PG Tips

Brilliant British advert where monkeys drove cars, drank tea, and went about in costumes.

Extremely popular, and talked daily around Britain for monthes while supping tea and cakes.

Company found it was "un-popular", so replaced with a bunch of plasticine birds. Bollocks.

Geordie pigeon. aight man whit ye dain to me creeb? Ill do ye i will!

Posh owl. Fuck off you gormless flying rat.

Geordie Pigeon. Righto.

by Biafra J July 29, 2004