Timoing

When one gets caught in the act of cunnelinges outdoors and pops his or her head up with a surprised look resembling a meerkat.

Hey is that Tim Timoing?

by Timoing September 28, 2019

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Taming her tiger

When a woman trims her pubic hair.

When I opened the bathroom door Heather was in there taming her tiger.

by Barkovi November 18, 2011

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taming the bear

taking a piss with a boner

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.

by TheBareTamer June 19, 2014

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A unicorn is a wild, beautiful yet rare creature only found on open planes that are near forests. Long sought after as pets, and hunted for their unicorn blood, they have neared extinction. However, it has been discovered that the only person who can actually tame a unicorn is a young female virgin. It is unknown why this is possible, but experts speculate that it could be that unicorns rape their potential masters with their horn before allowing themselves to be tamed. There have been few reported cases in which taming has been successful and all of which refuse to discuss what happened. Some day we will be able to discover the great secret but until than, it is unadvisble to go out searching for a unicorn to tame because they are just as likely to kill you as give you a chance to tame them. Not that its not fun to have a nine inch horn rammed up your vagina...

k- Did you know only female virgins can tame a unicorn?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =
c- Okay where should we start?

by KentuckyChick =] December 17, 2010

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Timming

Obsessing over minutiae entirely outside the scope of a given class. Particularly in the realm of tax or torts.

"Bro - what if we have an opportunity to deduct subsidized, tax-exempt bobcats that were part of the IUP Foundation?"

"You are Timming so hard right now."

by TimIsSuchASpaz April 13, 2017

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timiny

Shark , top of the food chain

Don't mess with a Timiny they will eat you for breakfast

by Satescat October 8, 2017

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Timinute

A more or less Official measurement of time equal to the amount of time it takes for everything to be over.

Timinutes are the largest valid conceivable measurements of time.

It can be used to represent the end of time as nothing comes after it.

Timothy: I'll be right back! Wait for me!
Frazier: Let's not wait for Timothy, it'll be a Timinute before he gets back.
Julie: You're right, we can't let Tim ruin our Experience!
Kate: He always takes a Timinute.

by UrbanVerbatim October 13, 2023

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