thy holy ferret and their food
by LingLing134 April 27, 2019
Timmy’s mom: Timmy, your great-great grandfather has Jimmy thy Cartered after a fight with Melanoma
Timmy: Zoo wee Mama!
On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace
Timmy: Zoo wee Mama!
On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace
by JoeMama the II December 31, 2024
Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
by AuWins57 June 22, 2005
Thys likes rice. Brown rice won’t suffice. He takes that nice white rice. He’ll catch your eyes like a cholo with ice. He’ll kill mice to help a lady who cries. He might get lice, but he’ll be ready to slice those bugs in half. The one and only thys.
by Not thys October 08, 2019
by crispymccrippin June 09, 2024
The intellectual version of "The", It originates from Cloog Incorporate with "Thy Folder" as a meme, Created by Cale and ShotGun.
Person 1: You misspelled "The".
Me: No shut the fuck up Degenerate, I meant to type it as "Thy" retard..
Me: No shut the fuck up Degenerate, I meant to type it as "Thy" retard..
by FirasHuh September 16, 2020