Thoughts and Prayers

Basically the kind way of saying "I don't give a flying fuck"

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"

by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020

Thought fucking

When one persons thought mingles with another persons thought to create a third thought that can be considered a median between the two.

"I think President Obama is doing a great job." "Well I think he's doing a shitty job" "Actually fuck politics" "Yeah fuck politics" Their thoughts have fucked to create a median so no argument is necessary. Thus, thought fucking.

by T-Corder August 23, 2009

thought shower

In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.

So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.

I love UK.

Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts*

by Cloud November 15, 2004

thot thoughts

The musings of a common thot, usually regarding her latest sexual target(s).

*Note: THOT is an acronym for "That Hoe Over There."

Karina: "Do you think Scott is going out this weekend?"

Abbie: "You are having too many thot thoughts."

by thot_thoughts May 17, 2017

shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”

by Harper_Here May 25, 2020

thought abortion

When you start to say something and you stop partially through the thought and you completely forget what you were thinking. The thought is terminated before it is finished.

Kendra: I have a great idea for what we should do tonight!
Jenna: Awesome! What is it?
Kendra: We should get in the car and go downtown to go and.....
Jenna: And what?..
Kendra: I can't remember, it just completely left my mind.
Jenna: Oh, you must have had a thought abortion.

by kingjay4 May 23, 2014

Unwanted Thoughts

A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.

Unwanted thoughts, no one wants you here, so fuck off dammit

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020