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The kid from my 5000 pound life
Theo made team rumble in fortnite
Theo by I am the father March 5, 2019
Theo is usually a individual who usually only talks to 1 female. Usually that female thinks he short and gross. Theos usually keep food in there socks and eat it. Theos are normally no taller than 5”
Theo by Mathisgreat April 8, 2019
Theo is a nigga name, that's all, a nigga name.
This can be used to describe a black person, "Theo, you nigga!"
Theo by Gaygrandad42069 October 7, 2019
Theo is a crack up lad who pisses around in class, all his teachers hate him but his friends find him hella funny. Mrs Noble hates him and so does Mrs Martinez. He is very gay and likes to dry hump random people. He will never get Bex's even though he tried so many times
"Miss, how do you say forest in Spanish?" " THEO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASS" What a lad
Theo by Da Pug11 October 16, 2019
Theo is the type of friend that takes the piss but is the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet.
Theo by KingSmoth November 6, 2019
Theo is that one guy who you will fall head over heels in love with right before he breaks your heart. A questionable amount of girls like Theo and you will cry about him at some point in your life. Theo likes to believe he’s a sociopath, there is nothing solidly proving this right or wrong. Theo will start a conversation and then become very dry. Theo is always horny. Theo’s convinced he can pull off bangs but he really can’t. Theo likes to make sexual jokes that can be very funny.
Theo: *rapey accent* I fuck lots of Miami bitches
Daisy: you what
Theo: *accent continued* I have very big peen
Theo by Adam ploughed holly November 12, 2019