The Care Package

The Care Package is the act of Shitting, Pissing, and Cumming in one sitting.

tell me what’s the best thing that’s happened to you today?

Well i just called in The Care Package.

by cysomething July 21, 2019

The Golden Package

A Trojan Magnum, For Guys With Large Dicks Or Guys Who Think They Have Large Dicks.

Mikey Tried Useing The Golden Package On His Girlfriend, But His Dick Was Too Small And It Fell Off, Now Shes Pregnant.

by Anonymous81 February 11, 2009

The Ketchup Packet

when a girl is on her period tickle her pussy with a french fry and watch as she squirts blood all over your face.

Hey bro last night I performed the Ketchup Packet on my girlfriend last night!

by pussy_slapper9000 October 4, 2018

The Mayonnaise Packet

The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.

I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!

by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021

the gold package

A man who has a penis large enough to fit a magnum condom comfortably with out it sliding off inside of you or tying it up on the side.

"Hey girl! Is he working with the gold package? because you know I CAN'T BE SOLD IF IT AIN'T THE GOLD!!"

by Quita Jackson aka Ronnie March 30, 2007

not on my side of the crisp packet

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019

The Stimulus Package

A sexual act where one partner inserts his/her pointer and middle finger in a women's pussy while also inserting the pinkie in the woman's asshole. While the fingers are in, the partner will then use the thumb to rub the clitoris. This causes the most possible stimulation in a small package.

I'll give her the stimulus package, bitches love stimulus packages

by Thasnaaaaaasty July 20, 2013