Pretty zipper

A pretty zipper refers to a pretty pussy. Jelly bean clit, cute soft lips. Front view resembling a pretty "zipper."

I got it in last night with a girl who had a roast beef pussy , I wish she had a pretty zipper.

by CandiiLadyy October 4, 2012

hunt-the-zipper

An erotic game, the process of which will be left up to the imagination. A reference to the novel Brave New World.

Above these again were the playrooms where, the weather having turned to rain, nine hundred older children were amusing themselves with bricks and clay modelling, hunt-the-zipper, and erotic play.

by ALevelEnglishStudent April 8, 2011

zipper slip

Forgetting to zip back up after going to the bathroom in a public place. Often accompanied by a "zipper coma", where you almost NEVER remember to attend to that little matter.

Of all the times to do this, Fred had a zipper slip just before walking up the aisle at his own wedding.

by backinbowl January 15, 2010

bung-zipper

a surgery to get your butthole sewed up to make it tighter

"i cant come into work on Tuesday, im going in for a bung-zipper"

by cornychips June 4, 2021

Zipper Elves

Are fast fingers that strike suddenly and without warning. Typically this happens while being distracted. (Normally these elves strike during the act of making out.)

Jim Bob and Sally Jo were making out in the parking lot, after their date. While Sally Jo was distracting Jim Bob, the zipper elves struck, and to Jim Bob's surprise he could feel a cool breeze down under. Jim Bob didn't seem to mind :-)

by BoraBora83 November 4, 2013

Anal Zipper

An Anal Zipper is slang for butthole.

She told me she likes it when I lick her Anal Zipper.

by Lake Lee Prism April 3, 2017

zipper problem

When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.

Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.

by caporegime August 14, 2021