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Vacuum Job

When a women uses a vibrator on herself while giving a blowjob, creating a suction and buzzing sound from the vibrator
Last night we both came so hard from her amazing vacuum job
by bzzzzslurp November 18, 2010
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moral-vacuum

A complete lack of morals and integrity, in most cases acting belligerently and knowingly rejecting scrunity.
"How good is our moral-vacuum?" says the leadership team of the Australian Liberal National Party - being a working definition and classic example of a space devoid of morals and integrity
by Bauplenut January 16, 2020
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cheeseburger vacuum

One who sucks up cheeseburgers/other fatty foods like a vacuum cleaner. Used as a derogatory term for those that are extremely overweight.
Dang, Trent is such a cheeseburger vacuum! That boy would eat a turd if you put ketchup on it!
by ShirleyIsTheDevil May 21, 2008
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Vacuum-Job

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
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Joy Vacuum

Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes
fuck Steve the useless cunt, he's a total joy vacuum
by Fuckujv November 13, 2019
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vacuum chamber

A community where people with similar ideas congregate and bounce identical or nearly identical ideas back and forth in order to re-affirm their beliefs without facing outside opposition.
Otherkin vacuum chambers often can be found on sites such as Tumblr, promoting the belief that a human can be something other than a human.
by Bobbay Dean December 23, 2015
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vacuum fairy

An early pregnancy termination clinic, usually located in downtown areas
"I gotta take my girl to the vacuum fairy tomorrow. Ain't nobody got no time for no kids."
by MrBJones June 11, 2013
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