About as much use as a chocolate teapot

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.

That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

by xterrorx November 30, 2004

hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012

Teapot

Guy who pisses himself when he gets too angry.

“Hey, did you hear that Mike’s a teapot?”
“Yeah, he pissed himself during an argument last week.”

by Eidolaaa January 12, 2023

Teapot

A short man with a big penis.

Short but stout.

Our guide is hot. He might be short but I bet he’s a teapot and can use that schlong well.

by Pakistanigirlie February 1, 2025

Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum

she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot

by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025

Teapot shake

When urinating, and towards the end there is a reduction in flow rather than the expected abrupt end, resembling the dribbling from a teapot. Thus requiring a vigorous shake to expel excess liquid.

I'd had a few beers and when I went for a pee I had to give it a teapot shake

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

o.l teapot

Real name olly mcanny

Definition of o.l teapot If you piss off o.lteapot he will use his mma skills and kidnap your African kids

by Unknown local fraud star January 7, 2022